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WHAT CH'YALL LOOKIN' AT
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IF MA LEGS WAS WORKIN I'D COME AFTER YOU WHITEBOY

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I'M on THE TOP OF THE LIST DADDY LOOK DADDY!

pARTY AT janice chan's house. COME ON LET'S GOTO JANICE"S SHES BACK FROM MALAYSIA!!!

it took a while to open my tooheys.
but some how i managed to do so and the result was wonderfully refreshing.
the succulent bubble bursts of beer were merrrily dancing like a troope of ballet trained monkeys.
i saw these trained monkeys once when i went to holiday in san francisco once, i was told they had infections.
My favourite of these several infectastions was Genital Herpes. Which resulted in a bakers dozen of hideous boyles.
So named a bakers dozen because there were the number of loaves of bread a french guillotine master sold to me in france one year, oh that year.
That year was marvellous, that was the year Jane M. Francis and I shared that weekend on a yacht on in St. Tropez.
Any who. That just a bit under the belt you know like the oxygen couldn't reslove the brain's malfunction.
I'm the only gay eskimo, im the only one i know. I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe. I go out hunting with my best friend TarKah but all i wanna do is get into his parka. I'm the only gay eskimo in my .. tribe. WELL. Me and Luck-Buck-Chuck-Buck we both like flubber, but me i've got this crazy fetish for rubber. I'm the only gay eskimo in my triiibe. *TSHHH kitta TSHHH* I make a wish on the northern lights, that i can find a decent pair of whale skin tights.. I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe.. AND THE SEALS THEY SING NOW "OWWW OWW OW OWo AWOOO YOOOAAOWWW" These cold winter nights are taking their toll.. I even get excited when i see the north pole... I'm the only gay eskimo "onlygayeskimoo0o0o.." i'm the only one I know "the0nLYoneiknow.." i'm the only gay eskimo in my triiibe.........BOB DYLAN SING IT NOW...AYEEEEEE....THE CARRS...UH OH UH OH...0aSIS...AH more like VAN MORRISONNN.. "onlygayeskimo...i ain seen it cummmin outta spain... im a tidaa dsh uh ehh.. jesus christ cummin' outta there sum where.. and the crack was good :)"

- The only ones in the tribe.

Our Mission

WE INTEND TO UPHOLD THE HONOUR AND DIGNITY FELT TO SOMEONE WHEN THEY FIND OUT THAT THEY HAVE SUCCESFULLY FOUND THE ABLITY TO FEEL COMPASSION FOR THOSE PEAOPLE WHO HAVE NOT YET FOUND THE ..***nEWss flash.. ThE ash tray frOMm sOME cafe on the balCOT sTreEt IS emptY YOE."*** BACK TO THE NEWS ROOM. .....DECENCY TO ACCEPT US AS THIER TRUE LEADER, WHOM THEY SHOULD ADORE AND BATHE IN GIFTS.

Becoming a Member

Many Many vigerous exercises including a plaint preferably a green luscious white crystally thc flowing and a blue bong. named Nigel.

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